Off to Bratislava capital of Solovakia

Today we have multiple choices on what you wish to do I've chosen to go on the Solovakian trip, while me and Tom load ourselves into the 9am Bratislava express the wives choose retail therapy in Vienna. Our tour guide today is a big big Russian woman straight out of Moscow and thank god Bratislava is only a bit over an hour away, she never shut up and by the time we arrived at our destination she looked buggered. The next phase of this tour is a 2 hr walk around the old town I just hope the Ruskie up to the challenge, a few ciggies later she gave a heaving weezing performance on this beautiful old city.As she finds a shady spot she informed us that we now have 2 hrs free time, and we must return to this spot to catch the bus back to Vienna .Not far from the shady tree was a shady restaurant so we grabbed a chair and waited for the heaving hulk to return, the cider was ok and Tom tasted the beer while we discuss the alternative to the heaving hulks non return . From what we saw of Bratislava we were impressed , the large lady with the lollipop returns and our fellow travelers appear from everywhere. With our gang all accounted for we load onto the coach for our return trip to Vienna, our next suprise when the hulk starts selling alcohol on the coach. You little ripper I thought just maybe me and Tom could enjoy a cool drink on the way home, I quickly snap up a couple of cans of their snake oil for the princely sum of 4 euro . Unfortunately it had been sitting in the bus for who knows how long maybe a week or longer so no cool drink for WADDA. I travelled home in silence until the heaving hulk started to tell jokes and singing and not far out of Vienna all was quiet. As i disembarked from the coach still clutching my hot can of snake oil I looked over she was beaming and also smiling, she's had a great day .............WADDA