Edinburgh to Kendal

The new navigator has now taken over as the boss,you guessed it Tom Tom has arrived to rescue us from disaster. Try as they may the others were just not up to the level required for for this difficult job, Tom Tom is an expert in the art of navigation and he knows best. Sometimes he maybe speaks a bit soft but I am coping with this minor problem, by the way the food in Edinburgh has been voted some of the best we have had. Now the road trip to Kendal with Tom Tom taking pride and place in the front we depart Edinburgh bound for the lakes district of Crumbia. As the navigator takes it gently on us and takes us past every Damm school in Edinburgh we finally break loose of the city limits, what a relief. As we follow family hunches and folklore we head to Pebbles in search of some long deceased relative ( a doctor I think) , soon the van is full of jibber regarding information relating to this matter. So armed with these vital clues this matter is to be continued at a later date, thank god. Soon another castle is on the horizon so we veer off for a bit more castle mania ,next stop is Gretna Green not far from the boarder. Gotta gather more trinkets don't seem to have enough yet ,after a long drawn out procedure we arrive at this ghost infested pub called the Romneys. Ghosts I have never heard so much rot in all my life just another way to try to fleece poor old WADDA again. Gotta go Tom Tom is awake..........WADDA